puppetzeldas:

Agitha being precious in Hyrule Warriors (ღ˘⌣˘ღ)



churchofsterek:

gallifreyslocked:

when i was in year 5, i did a speech on clumsiness for my school’s public speaking contest and to be clever, i tripped on my way to the stage dropping my note cards all over the place, but then i pulled the real ones out of my pocket saying ‘if you’re going to be clumsy, it pays to be prepared!’

everyone lost their shit and i got second place

If you got second place who got first… Did they talk about fire safety and burn the stage down or something



repar0:

rnicrophone:

bombing:

cop: who the hell ordered all these pizzas

me: you said i got one phone call

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My junior year of high school this kid got suspended for ordering 100 boxes of papa johns pizza online during his Computer Apps class and got them to be delivered to the school under our principles name.



agirlnamedagnes:

This is what my husband and I purchased at the grocery store the other day.

We don’t have kids.

We are adults. We pay bills.
And drink water from a whale.



memeguy-com:

Didnt I say you were grounded

memeguy-com:

Didnt I say you were grounded



boneycircus:

gabifresh:

take no shit 2014

I needed this just now.



nico-diangelcakes:

nico-diangelcakes:

So i have this giant pencil right

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I think we all know where this is going.

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the amount of people saying that they were expecting me to shove it up my ass is alarming